thursday

CNN MONEY  "Omniture, Inc., a leading provider of online business optimization software, today announced that The Weather Channel Interactive, Inc. has selected Omniture to increase customer engagement with its online properties including weather.com, The Weather Channel Desktop, Forecast Earth and for Getaway.com.

"By using Omniture Web analytics, TWCi will be able to understand, in real time, how their visitors interact with online articles, video clips, advertisements and other Web site features. In addition, because Omniture provides industry-specific technology and consulting services, TWCi will be working with the Omniture Consulting Group to ensure the company is not only measuring key trends specific to media and content sites, but also taking action on ROI-generating opportunities specific to their organizational goals.

"Our sites are visited by more than 30 million people every month, so it is vital that we provide an informative and relevant online experience for our audience," said Dan Agronow, chief technology officer, TWCi. "Utilizing Omniture's real-time, flexible reporting will enable us to not only run a more efficient online property, but will also help increase visitor engagement and interaction."

****translated into plain english this means that the 30 million schmucks that go to the weather channel site will have their computers invaded by a "cookie" called "2o7.net cookie."   not only will it mess with the privacy of the computers, it will also lead to crashes and other technical problems.  the three men most responsible for this attack are decker anstrom of the weather channel, dan agronow of the weather channel and josh james of omniture.  james is the pimp.  anstrom and agronow are his whores.

when these three guys are not invading computers, they are probably the type of people who sneak up to your house and look through your bathroom window to see how you sit on the toilet.

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